According to
a recipe from Texascooking.com, Frito Pie consists of four main
ingredients: Frito corn chips, onions, cheddar cheese, and chili.
Traditionally, this is how it is served. But at CK, the chefs at
the Centenary College cafeteria add a few other things, such as lettuce,
tomato, beans, and a few spices. |
It is a favorite of our camp
director, Tom. |
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In a talent show in one of
CK's early years, a few counselors made fun of our beloved dish in a
skit. The skit began to catch on, and is now performed annually
(yet another tradition found here at Campus Kids). It is usually
performed at the talent show. This year, it took place on Frito
Pie day, in the younger kids' cafeteria. |
It usually consists of three
counselors playing the part of actors, with a fourth playing a director.
The counselors see each other from opposite sides of a crowded
cafeteria. They greet, and suddenly realize that Frito Pie is
being served. "I love Frito Pie!" exclaims one counselor.
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They begin to eat. |
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Then suddenly, they begin to
feel ill. |
They begin to collapse, and a
fifth counselor comes
in and begins administering CPR. |
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It is at this point that we
find out that this is a skit within a skit. The director comes in
and criticizes the actors. Then, he gives directions about how
they could improve the scene. "Do it fast," he says. Now, the
fast version of the skit is too fast to even photograph, so this will
have to be left to the imagination. After another criticism, they
are told to do it in slow motion. |
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So they do so.
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And the same ending occurs.
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Finally, the director says
that in order to spice things up more, they ought to try it as ninjas.
Once again, the scene is run through, with the same outcome, but a
ridiculous path to get to it.
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It is at this point that the
actors become fed up with their maniacal director, and take him behind
what was this time the salad bar and, let's just say, let's him know
exactly how they feel about his leadership. |
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