CK-NJ PEOPLE AROUND
THE WORLD
CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF!
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The mystery is
not solved, the culprits not yet apprehended.
But, thankfully, we have gone from
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to this . . . |
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to this . . . |
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Not since the Legend of Tilly has
Hackettstown been mesmerized by such a mystery. Thanks to a relentless
investigation, the sundial has been recovered. Hauled into their
headquarters by security personnel, our beloved sundial lay unceremoniously
alongside the captain's snack refrigerator until its reinstallation just in
time for the 2003 College Commencement.
Many thanks to our investigative
team members and all of our friends, from around the country and the world,
who have provided support during this ordeal.
But we still don't know how this
happened! And who did it? And why? We are determined to
have answers. Campers . . . staff . . . prepare to do your duty.
Join us as we seek justice -- swift and fair. Do you have any clues?
Any theories? Are you brave enough to reveal your sources?
Please send all pertinent information regarding this case to
whereisoursundial@campuskids.com. And don't be surprised this
summer at camp if you end up on a jury to try the suspects whom we are sure
WILL BE FOUND!
Thank you.
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IF
YOU MISSED ALL THE ACTION, HERE'S THE OFFICIAL RECORD OF WHAT WHAT TOOK
PLACE AFTER THE DISCOVERY THAT THE SUNDIAL HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM THE QUAD,
INCLUDING DISPATCHES FROM OUR ONSITE INVESTIGATIVE TEAM AND REPORTS FROM
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RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!
Possible sundial sighting by
Texan who strayed into Oklahoma. Texan under surveillance.
Sundial being pursued.
CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS! |
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4/28/03 dispatch from sundial
search team, 16:20 hours . . . Centenary security personnel refuse to
discuss their investigation with us . . . they won't even admit that sundial
is missing . . . looks like a cover up . . . must work alone and in secret .
. . planning to spend night in bushes outside Tilly's . . . will eavesdrop
on student conversations as they slurp up Itzakadoozies , , , yummy . . .
will resume search under cover of darkness . . . kind of like playing
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4/29/03
dispatch from sundial search team, 17:35 hours . . . evasive tactics
have worked . . . managed to avoid entire 1-man Centenary security force
today . . . we continue to look for the sundial . . . they don't . . .
moving tonight to perimeter of the new "tech center" . . . spending night on
sod newly installed for last week's dedication ceremony . . . hope sod will
survive 'til summer . . . following up on theory that tech center nerds
stole the sundial . . . they needed to boot up all those new computers . . .
using sundial to synchronize their clocks . . . it's a high tech world here
in Hackettstown . . . surviving on small amounts of Powerade from bottles
discarded behind the gym . . . make note to save bottles for our bunk group
this summer . . . nurses Debbie and Donna will approve. |
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4/30/03 . . . another anonymous dispatch received . . . this one from Illinois . . . who
could be watching our sundial caper from all the way out there? . . .
click here for full message. |
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4/30/03 dispatch just received . . . source unknown . . . must verify
authenticity . . .
Dear Eagle and
Cobra,
Viper and Hawkeye have been monitoring the situation from the NJ Intel
command post in Qatar. The following report is the daily briefing notes for
April 30, 2003. Operation Sundial Recovery (here out known as OSR) is
progressing nicely. We have suffered no losses and spirits are high and we
are all confident. Please be aware of possible Press Releases from Viper in
regards to the hourly communications.
We
believe the attachment to this message will allow you to have a grasp of
current plans! Thank you.
Zero Niner Alpha Beta
Hawkeye
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4/30/03 dispatch from sundial
search team, 19:51 hours . . . no results at tech center . . . have
moved onto site of new dorm construction . . . heard that foreman may try to
use sundial as survey tool, thus misunderstanding its purpose . . . not
surprising . . . excavation has revealed evidence of ancient waterworld
rituals . . . fossilized muddy footprints and non-biodegradable detergent
containers . . . also has exposed model rocket lost by Phil in '94 . . .
will spend this night star gazing and dreaming of sundial recovery.
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5/1/03 dispatch from sundial
search team, 18:39 hours . . . May Day! May Day! . . . not a very
happy May Day given continued unfound status of the sundial . . . hunger setting
in . . . relying on survival instincts and have followed food-like scent to
formal dining room . . . puts us close to Centenary high command . . . and
to C-rations . . . perhaps sundial is being used by Scott, Gary and Jeff to
time the boiling of the beans for frito pie . . . a noble purpose
. . . will spend night under Frosh-Soph-Junior salad bar . . . perhaps we can
take rides on dirty dish conveyer belt tonight . . . need to have some kind of fun here
. . . will try to sleep between gongs of the dome clock. |
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5/2/03 . . . no dispatch received from sundial search team . .
. trying to restore communications . . . in the meantime, we will enjoy
memories of the sundial.
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5/4/03 dispatch from sundial search team, 13:10 hours . . . it's
crazy here at Centenary . . . observed Stu touring CK newbies around campus
yesterday . . . don't know if they will choose to come to a sundial-less
camp this summer . . . maybe Stu's boody shaking helped change their mind .
. . he gave them three encore performances . . . a definite plus for our
program compared to other camps . . . strange party seen on campus yesterday
. . . a "frito pie cake" was served . . . yum? . . . . . . wait . . . who's
that? . . . looks like Jeremy is giving the camp tours today . . . what is
he doing? . . . oh no! . . . he's hugging the pedestal and crying for the
lost sundial! . . . get a hold of yourself, Jeremy! . . . we have a crisis .
. . must assist Jeremy . . . he's out of control . . . more later. |
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5/5/03
dispatch from sundial search team, 18:06 hours . . . what's this? . . .
a DeCamp bus has entered the campus today . . . where are the bus
counselors? . . . where are the campers? . . . bus is going around and
around the campus as if searching for something . . . maybe it has arrived
seven weeks early for the campers . . . maybe the DeCamp folks are here to
aide in the sundial search . . . or maybe it's Bus #4 . . . will try to
check luggage bays to see if this is an attempt to relocate the sundial
off-campus . . . or maybe we'll check out what movie is playing inside. |
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5/6/03
dispatch from sundial search team, 23:04 hours . . . okay, what's the
real deal? . . . this missing sundial stuff has gone too far . . . perhaps
Mr. Michaels borrowed it for some rock-paper-scissors tournaments back on
his Tufts campus . . . or to set a new world's record for continuous trips
around the sundial . . . beginning to understand that many people have a
motive for taking our sundial . . . will spend tonight reconnoitering
Anderson Hall . . . bushes provide good coverage while listening to student
conversations . . . what's this by the front steps? . . . a small pile of
pistachio shells! |
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5/7/03
dispatch from sundial search team, 20:08 hours . . . spent the day
hanging at the gazebo . . . you'd be surprised how much gossip you can pick
up here . . . learned that missing sundial case has risen to the highest
level at Centenary . . . President Hoyt directing staff to spare no expense
in recovering sundial . . . must be completed before commencement . . . this
presidential order has obviously energized the investigation . . . Centenary
and CK personnel joining forces and expecting the case to be solved very
soon . . . reputations are on the line here . . . hope next report will
contain good news. |
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5/8/03 . . . this just in from a new source . . .
From: Red Rabbit
..Begin Dispatch
Hanging out here in the lovely state of NY I have come up with a new
theory. Perhaps the Sundial is missing because the conspiracy took it so
they could take out their spy device from last summer. They might yet
have a chance to replace it before summer starts. I must also acknowledge
the investigative team for doing such as good job so far....will
advise....signing off....more coming soon.
...End Dispatch
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Though the
sundial has been recovered, the mystery remains unsolved! If you have
any theories, clues or suspects to report, please write us at
whereisoursundial@campuskids.com. |