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(Received via email at
WhereIsOurSundial@campuskids.com)
To Whom it May Concern,
Last weekend I was in Oklahoma, visiting a relative of mine. First, I know
that true relatives don't let their relatives stay in Oklahoma but that is a
mystery for another time. Anyway, I went in to the local Arby's to grab a
roast beef sandwich and a coke. The man in front of me was VERY suspicious,
he was mumbling to himself and carried a large bag w/ a pointy spike to it.
Concerned that he may be up to no good, I used my x ray sunglasses to check
out the bag...unfortunately, I had forgotten to replace the batteries so I
couldn't detect anything out of the ordinary. And then it happened.....I
remembered reading about the missing sundial online. I casually tapped the
man on the shoulder and asked him for the time. He barked back at me "THE
TIME, THE TIME, I CANT GIVE YOU THE TIME, CANT YOU SEE IT'S CLOUDY
OUTSIDE"? Why does it matter whether or not the sun was out? Could it be
that he had the sundial in his bag? He left the Arby's after purchasing two
junior arby's and a diet coke. He got in a beat up Chevy truck and appeared
to head north.
Anonymous in Texas |
